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He's Hubcapman

Mon Oct 9, 2006, 2:52 AM
  • Listening to: Bob Dylan
  • Reading: THE BOOK OF DHURAX THE VIRILE
  • Watching: Hedgehogs playing pool
  • Playing: Smoking: Cannabis weeds
  • Eating: France
  • Drinking: The Red Sea
Scoodooboo Doowoodoowoo He's Hubcapmaaaaan!

My journal is too depressing. It is time for more jollyness.

...

Picture a Pelican
In a top hat.

He comes up to you
In the street.

He says, 'Hello, Sir,
Do you know the way
To Picadilly?'

Then he pecks you
In the balls

And runs off
With your wallet.

A Master Criminal.

...

Did I mention that he's Hubcapman?

I'm mostly writing songs these days, but I don't post many on here. I'll get round to it at some point I'm sure.

Gorsh I'm stoned.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The Den of Sin (South London)
  • Interests: Writing, philosophy, and altered states of consciousness
  • Favourite movie: Fun/Fight Club/Donnie Darko
  • Favourite band or musician: Bob Dylan
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything written while the musician was on drugs
  • Favourite artist: Alex Grey
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ken Kesey
  • Favourite photographer: Michael Wolfendale
  • Favourite style of art: Photo manipulations
  • Operating System: Windows 2000
  • MP3 player of choice: PC
  • Shell of choice: Armadillo
  • Wallpaper of choice: Vomit-stained
  • Skin of choice: Human
  • Favourite game: Owl's Baton
  • Favourite gaming platform: The sofa
  • Favourite cartoon character: Kenny
  • Personal Quote: "Firstly, you just spilt a drink all over my groin. But secondly..."
  • Tools of the Trade: A pen, a notepad and a big ol' doob

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:iconbreaksangel1:
Hark

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Im that sexy coffee guy
:iconmichael-wolfendale:
Man, I haven't spoken to you in years :P Get your arse on MSN!
:iconsomething-original:
Hey dude, I don't use the other email address much these days. I forgot to change it on here though, the one I use most now is hubcapman@hotmail.co.uk. I don't go on as much as I used to but I'm sure I'll speak to you on there soon. Cheers for reminding me.

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If it's not worth doing to the extreme, it's not worth doing at all.

"Water comes from the sky... Says it all, really..."
:icondiamond281:
You are now a member of #EmotionalxWritings

Welcome and we hope to see you soon :)

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Adele
MN@ Operator & =birthdays Team Member
:love: *LeytonC :love:
"The camera need not be a cold mechanical device. Like a pen, it is as good as the [person] who uses it." John Steinbeck
:iconwhymebeacause:
thank you so much for the fav!

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I wish I had all the world to write, instead of just having all the world.
:iconharessh:
thanks for the devwatch. I hope u enjoy my past and future works (if i ever get around to them). Please, as always, feel free to comment.

Later

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Haressh

~"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain
:iconharessh:
I really like your work. the detial and style is unique and freesh. Its good to see such good contemporary wirters with such good work. Please come check out my wriritng some time. I owuld love to hear your opinoin. I hope to check back on ur page often :+devwatch:

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Haressh

~"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain

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